TONIGHT!!!!
Stephen Colbert - Tonight (via m10mookie)
An awesome collection of Stephen Colbert’s opening “TONIGHT!!!“‘s - my favorite part of the show. Our whole house’s favorite part of the show! We don’t even call this show The Colbert Report - we just call it “TONIGHT!”. Like, “hey - make sure you get back home in time for “TONIGHT!”. Recently we’ve even called it “The TONIGHT! Show”.
This exhibit at the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial in St. Louis, Missouri illustrates why Capt. William J. Fetterman and Gen. Armstrong Custer had such a hard time: the Sioux were actually a race of fearless robotic warriors, or American Indroids.
The Sioux tribes lived peaceful arcadian lives until threatened, at which point they were programmed to tear off their handmade organic clothing and reveal their terrifyingly unyielding precision-made mechanical endoskeletons. With the loudspeakers attached to their chests, they would beseach their attackers to stand down or else face the infinite consequences of Sioux retaliation.
The Sioux tribes’ unwillingness to enslave the entire human race with the colossal strength of their crushing metal hands is a testament to their desire to live undisturbed and in peace.
(by redteam)
This is pretty much how I feel when I hear the goddamned “Happy Birthday” song. Fuck, I hate that song. I challenge you to work in a workplace with more than … oh, 300 people, for more than 2 months and continue liking that horrible, depressing-sounding song. The worst part is that most people sing it so slowly and cautiously, with no liveliness or enthusiasm whatsoever.
