…  if you threw a party
and invited everyone you knew
you would see
the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say:

Hey man, whatup.  Please accept this very large empty box.  I’m sorry I couldn’t get you anything better but I’m totally broke right now, FML.

p.s.  Thank you for being a friend.

♫ DUNNNN ♫ DUH DUH DUNN ♫ DUH DUH ♫ DUNNNNNNNNNN ♫